Adult humour to give everyone a good giggle:
FIRST TIME SEX
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist
to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist
helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral ..
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry... I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'.
The minister fainted!
Senior dating -
and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.''
Edna: ''Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7p.m., dressed like such a gentleman
in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but
a luxury car... A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvellous dinner...
Lobster,champagne, dessert, and after-
Dorothy: ''Goodness gracious!... So are you telling me I shouldn't go out with him?''
Edna: ''No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress !! ''